And you're the one I've chosen, and I guess you've chosen me Let's turn off the commercials, let's turn off the TV How well can we get to know each other in an hour? We can fight the daylight, we have that power I'm looking for one thing real tonight
And Van Gogh sits next to me with a bucket full of pastes He rips off my ear and says "Glue this to my face" I'd like to leave America for someplace where they would Not know a word of English and I might be understood I'm looking for one thing real tonight -'One Thing Real' by Dan Bern